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There was a time when i would have been delighted for Mrs D to clean the sink in her underwear [Ahhh]

i wonder what mrs d's thoughts are on this comment??[/quote]

I think its best to just wonder

[Minty]

so true wighty....and when WE buy socks and pants for them out of the usual shopping budget do we get reimbursed............NO of course not thats why they dont go and buy it themselves! what i dont understand is how/why mens pants get holes in the places they do??

SCRATCHING

   

I'm actually hoping to get socks for Christmas as my 15 year old daughter has taken to wearing mine for some reason......she also nicks all my jumpers,scarfs and my OH always nicks my warmest coat. :roll:

[tracy-fuerteventura]

ok so you all have your own ideas but what am i to do with this blooming vase its very nice but very tall so unless i have a crop of delpeniums or something simular i am at a loss !!!

[wighty]

Gladioli, always fit in a tall vase. sorrry.

[min200]

Has he still got the receipt?  

[Yorkie]

Sunflowers look good in a tall vase.

[peapod]

ok so you all have your own ideas but what am i to do with this blooming vase its very nice but very tall so unless i have a crop of delpeniums or something simular i am at a loss !!!

Cant you have a 'dusting accident?'  :twisted:

Paula

[FRUITFULL]

You will have to stuff kitchen roll in it to raise the flowers up!

[Yorkie]

You will have to stuff kitchen roll in it to raise the flowers up!

You can get verrrry fetching glass pebbles to put in it.  Some are even coloured  

[FRUITFULL]

good idea yorkie but lets hope its glass to see the pebbles!If not plan A will do!
Oh well its something to car boot next summer.

[mikem]

Don't anyone get upset, they are supposed to be funny!  

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
 
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

[tracy-fuerteventura]

ive just got up (sad i know) have bad hangover from last night feel like cr*p..... i stupidly decided to let my OH know my dilema rather than me brooding on it till it became an issue and a big argument put it this way it didnt go down well so next year he does get wd40 and socks ect but its my 40th next year so it had better be good ..well got that of me chest now lets see what Christmas brings ?

[FRUITFULL]

Well done Tracey.Its still early so you can turn the day around or go from bad to worse which is a waste of time.Get your hangover sorted and maybe you might get flowers next week from OH